Miscellaneous Fic




Battlestar Galactica 2003

And You May Find Yourself Living in a Shotgun Shack (x-over with SGA)
Multiple pairings (m/m, m/f) - PG-13
Summary: The initial transition and integration between the Galactica and the Atlantis contingents hadn't necessarily gone *badly*... There had been a lot of rank confusion and a lot of scuffles over stupid things like who ate the last of the blue Jell-o.


If You're the Answer, What's the Question
Kara/various - R
Summary: At first Kara hadn't even been afraid. Warning: Disturbing subject matter.


In the Still of the Night
Kara, Kara/Zak - R
Summary: At the end of the day, Kara always does things on her own.


To Be Young (is to be)
Helo/Lee - NC-17
Summary: Lee seems like a biter; Helo's not surprised.


Woman Like a Man
Dee/Lee, Dee/Billy - PG
Summary: To compare the two does a disservice to both.



due South

The Best Inuit Story Ever
RayK/Fraser - R
Summary: It started with the story about the strap-on dildo.


Happiness is a Serious Problem
RayK/Fraser - PG-13
Summary: Everything turns out the same whether you make it hard on yourself or not.


How to Fall in Love and Survive
RayK/Fraser - PG-13
Summary: Just because you love someone does not necessarily mean you like them all the time -- or even most of the time.


Leaving on a Jet Plane
RayK/Fraser - R
Summary: Ray doesn’t travel well.


Love is Disappointment
RayK/Fraser - PG-13
Summary: As far as unconditional love goes, it doesn't get much better than that of a half-deaf, half-wolf.


Minor Inconveniences
RayK/Fraser - PG-13
Summary: "You don't fool me, Fraser, I always knew you were one of them dirty-minded Mounties."


Oral Fix
RayK/Fraser - NC-17
Summary: Damn Mounties and their long fingers.


A Perfect Lie
Fraser/var. - PG-13
Summary: There's no such thing as the perfect time.


Red Ships and Green Ships
RayK/Fraser - PG-13
Summary: There are no ships like partnerships.


Water Everywhere
RayK/Fraser - R
Summary: Everything in life is about point of view.



Entourage

As We Are, Or How Lloyd Saves the Day (Again)
Lloyd, Ari, Eric, Ensemble - PG-13
Summary: So, it's going to be one of those days.



Everwood


Signs
Bright/Ephram - PG
Summary: Road trip.
*Written for the Iconography Challenge



Friday Night Lights

All The Trees Of The Field Will Clap Their Hands
Jason, Tim, Smash, var (mild Jason/Tim) - PG-13
Summary: It's too hot to move. It's too hot for most anything.


Fact is Only What You Believe
Tim/Jason, Lyla, Smash - PG
Summary: For the record, his hair isn't greasy -- it's just not washed regularly.


The Greater Good
Landry, Matt, Julie - PG
Summary: Matt would be a great friend -– a great boyfriend -– for anyone.


Hotassery is Not Special Dispensation to be an Ass
Landry, Tim - PG
Summary: Landry looks up at him, all wide eyes and invisible eyelashes. He reminds Tim of that special on albino alligators he saw on TV. 'Does that mean we're not gonna braid each other's hair and talk about Justin Timberlake?'


I Am Not Afraid of You and Will Beat Your Ass
Landry, Tim, Herc, Jason - PG-13
Summary: "It's my sworn duty to save you from yourself."


Man-Up
Jason/Tim (Jason/Lyla, Tim/Tyra) - NC-17
Summary: On the first day of first grade Jason Street wore his blue shirt with the red stripes and khaki shorts.


My Best Friend's Girl
Landry, Tim, Matt - PG
Summary: The Dillon school system wasn't even asleep on the job –- instead it was out back shooting cans off an empty oil barrel, while the kids cleaned out the house.


Smashnstreet
Smash, Jason - PG
Summary: Intent has to count for something.



Grey's Anatomy

The Last Nice Guy on Earth
George - PG
Summary: Character is what you know you are, not what others think you have. (Marva Collins).


O'Malley's Anatomy
George, Ensemble - PG-13
Summary: George hates collecting samples. He really hates collecting samples.


7 Days to Change Your Life
George/Izzie - PG-13
Summary: "You have a dick; you're not allowed to be right."
Note: Written for Yuletide 2005



Kitchen Confidential

All the Straight Boys Are Doing It
Cameron, Chloe, Jack, Steven, Seth, Jim - PG
Summary: Gaydar Rule #1: Everyone is gay until proven otherwise.


The Art of Eating Well During the Apocalypse
Ensemble. Big ensemble. - PG
Summary: Kitchen Confidential/ Battlestar Galatica.


Five Times that Jack and Steven...Okay, That's a Lie
Jack, Steven - PG
Summary: He'd forgotten all about the time he'd superglued his face to Steven's ass.


That Manly, Kiwi Kind of Love
Jack, Steven, Seth, Jim - PG
Summary: Jack loves Steven like he loves the twenty-one Chilean sea bass that magically appeared in the meat locker this morning. However, the fact that there are now only *eighteen* sea bass in the meat locker diminishes his love significantly.


Like Bundt Cake
Jim, Seth, Jack, Steven, Cameron - PG
Summary: "I dunno; I asked him if bukkake was like bundt cake -–".



Lost

The Curse of the Would-be Jedi
Hurley/var. - PG
Summary: Hurley could've been a contender.


The John Locke School of Education
Boone/var. - PG-13
Summary: A wise man once said, 'If I am not for myself, who will be for me?’


A Matter of Life and Death. Kinda.
Hurley, var.
Summary: Who comes to paradise and doesn’t bring chocolate?


The Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe
Locke, var. - PG
Summary: Sawyer is a shit stirrer; Walt is a keeper and Boone is scrappy.



The O.C.

The Happiest Place on Earth
Seth/Ryan - R
Summary: The best laid plans, generally, don't work.


Kissing Seth Cohen
Ryan/Seth - PG-13
Summary: Practice makes perfect.


Seth as a Verb
Ryan/Seth - PG-13
Summary: Seth is an adjective, not a verb. Except sometimes.


The Steve McQueen Reform School for Boys
Ryan/Seth - PG
Summary: Steve McQueen is from Chino, too.


Stuck in the Middle With You
Ryan/Seth - NC-17
Summary: Anything worth having is worth working for.


Telegraph Avenue
I: Come Pick Me Up
II: The Boy With the Thorn in His Side
III: You Got Me
IV: Caught by the River
V: A Movie Script Ending
VI: Title Fight
VII: Train in Vain
VIII: The Man That Got Away
IX: Everything in its Right Place
Seth/other, Seth/Ryan - NC-17
Summary: There are three A's in college: academics, alcohol and angst.


Two Cripples Dancing
Seth/Ryan - NC17
Summary: If at first you don't succeed, try again.


When December Falls
Ryan/Seth - PG
Summary: Home is wherever you want it to be.



Ocean's Eleven


Among Thieves: On a Scam
Danny/Rusty - PG
Summary: There is honor among thieves. Apparently.


Leave Emotion @ the Door
Danny/Rusty; Rusty/Linus - PG-13
Summary: Who's scamming who?



Spider-Man 2 - The Movie

The Strange Bedfellows Series
#1 All Roads Lead to Rome
#2 My Name is Inigo Montoya
#3 The Bed You Made
#4 It's Not Easy Being Green
Harry/Peter - R
Summary: "There are bigger things happening here than me and you."



Stargate: Atlantis

Surrogate Father
John/Rodney - PG
Summary: An alternate Universe with ninja babies.



Superman Returns

The Way I Was Made
Various - NC-17
Summary: When Jason was six his dad bought him first comic book, Warrior Angel No. 147.
Note: This is a crossover with Smallville and Teen Titans. Spoilers for S1 of Smallville.


X-Men: X2 - The Movie

Aesthetics
Bobby/St. John - PG
Summary: Beauty is only skin deep.


Chemistry and The Things We Shouldn't Do
Bobby/St. John - PG-13
Summary: Seventy-two minutes ago...


The Iceman Cometh: A Pyromaniac's Love Story
Bobby/St. John - R
Summary: It's easier to do than say.


Mind & Matter
Bobby/St. John - PG-13
Summary: It could have been different. Perhaps.


There Goes the Fear
Bobby/St. John - PG-13
Summary: Some people don't know what to fear.


Thermal: The Series
I: Freeze Out
II: Applying Heat
III: Defrost
IV: Liquify
V: Flux
VI: Mercury Rising
Bobby/St. John - NC17
Summary: It's those damn teenage hormones, again.


What New York Couples Fight About
Bobby/St. John - PG-13
Summary: "Once a label is on something/ It becomes an ‘it'/ Like it's no longer alive/ It's like a loss of vision/ Or some dark impression/ Or a black spot on your eye."


Words
Bobby/St. John - PG
Summary: It started like this.