dysFUNctional // fanfiction by zahra

Harry Potter Fic

The A-to-B Line
Harry/Draco - PG
Summary: The shortest distance between two points isn't always a straight line.

An Accident Called Life
Harry/Draco - PG-13
Summary: Life is short; don't make other plans.

Accidental Heroes
Neville/Harry - PG-13
Summary: It was easier during the war.

All That Glitters
Draco/Neville - PG-13
Summary: Draco Malfoy was never supposed to end up with Neville Longbottom.

The Almost Legend of Draco Malfoy
Draco - PG-13
Summary: Not everything is about Harry Potter.

Anatomy of a Dysfunctional Relationship
Draco/Harry - NC-17
Summary: Some things defy logic.

April Showers
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Harry used to live alone.

Better Living Through Learning Series
Marcus Flint
Neville Longbottom
Dean Thomas
George Weasley
Oliver Wood
Summary: Everyone has a story.

Blowing Origami or Those Things That Suck
Draco/Harry - PG-13
Summary: Draco's actions tend to be rather vindictive and cruel, with absolutely no rationale whatsoever. It's what he does best.

Broken Pedestals
Neville/Harry - PG-13
Summary: There won't be a next time.

Buzz
Draco/Neville - PG-13
Summary: Neville's eyes say everything.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in Daylight
Sirius/Remus - PG-13
Summary: Remorse n. To be sorry for one's actions. To feel guilt.

Contract
I: The Agreement
II: The Rules
II: The Loophole
IV: The Clause
V: The Proposal
VI: The Settlement
Draco/Harry - R
Summary: The rules of attraction.

The Crush Trilogy
I: And Now For Something Completely Different
II: Lemon Zingers and Strawberry Jam
III: Public Displays of Affection
Harry/Draco - PG
Summary: Sometimes things just happen.

Dark Horses and Vague Misconceptions
Ron/Neville; Ron/Harry - PG-13
Summary: Shagging is not something Ron takes lightly.

Dear Valentine
Harry/Draco - PG
Summary: The other 364 days of the year everything is fine.

Deficient
Oliver/Marcus - PG-13
Summary: Oliver plays rough.

Delicate
Ron/Neville - PG-13
Summary: Neville didn't come out here for this.

Deportment
Harry/Draco - PG-13
Summary: Harry blames genetics.

The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: There is always an after.

The Distance
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Distance is relative.

Everybody's Crazy About a Sharp-Dressed Mane
Harry/Neville - PG-13
Summary:"I think he might be colour-blind."
AN: Crossover with the BBC series What Not to Wear

The Fairytale Way
Sirius/Remus - R
Summary: Once upon a time, in a land not very far away...

Finale: The Options
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: One story, three endings.

Five (A Study of Senses)
Harry/Draco - PG-13
Summary: Draco is everywhere. A series of vignettes.

For Those with Anger Management Issues
Draco/Ron - R
Summary: "In Weasley speak does that translate to a 'yes' or 'no'?”

The Greenest Eye
Harry/Neville, Draco/Neville, Draco/Harry - R
Summary: This is not what they wanted.

The Greenhouse-Birdbath-Kitchen-Sink Drama Network
Neville/Ron - PG-13
Summary: He didn't want to be known as the bloke who raised gossipy flowers.

Habits
Harry/Neville - R
Summary: Some habits shouldn't be broken.

Heart of Glass
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Hearts are not breakable. Jars are.

I See Monsters (That's When I Reach for my Revolver)
Neville/Theodore, Neville gen - R
Summary: He feels like he's been running from Snape forever.
AN: Inspired by viđrar vel til loftárása, video and song by Sigur Ros.

Je n'en Connais Pas la Fin (A Triptych)
I: Table for Two
II: Things to do When Your Lover is Dead
III: Tea for Ghosts
Harry/Draco - PG
Summary: "I don't know the ending".

A Less Than Immaculate Conception
Neville, Neville/Harry - PG
Summary: "Certainly better looking than Algie though - Merlin, he was an ugly child."

The Legend of a Boy
Harry - PG
Summary: Legends are made, not chosen.

Maybe the Sky Will Fall
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Games are not for the faint of heart.

Middleground
Ron - PG-13 (language)
Summary: It's all f**ked up.

My Not-So Happy Ending
Draco/Blaise - NC-17
Summary: No one had bothered to point out that happy endings only happen until you close the book and then everything falls apart. Draco had to learn that particular lesson on his own.

Neither Here Nor There
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Draco could die in the winter.

Never is a Promise
Harry/Draco - PG
Summary: You'll never live the life that I live/ I'll never live the life that wakes me in the night/ You'll never hear the message I give/ But never is a promise and you can't afford to lie. - Fiona Apple

Our Day Will Come
Ron/Harry - PG-13
Summary: Except that Ron's not sure he would ever know how to be that happy.

Persistent Buggers
Neville/Draco - PG-13
Summary: Some people just can't take 'no' for an answer.

Pugilist
Ron/Draco - PG-13
Summary: It's not really a kiss; it's more of a hostile exchange of spit.

A Rose is a Rose is a Rose
Draco/Neville/Ron/Harry - R
Summary: Fundamental Loathing and Disgust Channeled into Brutal Shagging and Extreme Violence would be a more appropriate title for the relationship that exists between them.

Seven Minutes in the Garden of Wizarding Delights
Draco/Harry - R
Summary: Draco Malfoy is resolutely heterosexual; Pansy Parkinson will attest to this. So will Queenie Greengrass, Orla Quirke, Eloise Midgen, and if pressed, Blaise Zabini.

Splinters
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Harry Potter is a like a splinter.

Strange Allies
Draco/Blaise/Neville/Harry - R
Summary: Harry had never brought him flowers, but here was Blaise sending him seeds.

Talkin' About a Revolution (Just Another Regular Bloke)
Ron/Neville; Ron/Harry - PG-13
Summary: Ron's always thought that heroes were something that people were born to be.

That Old Malfoy Charm
Draco/Harry - PG-13
Summary: From a very fuzzy point of view Malfoy really does have a certain charm about him, like a strangely-domesticated ferret that Harry didn't even realise he wanted to keep as a pet.

This is My Truth, Tell Me Yours
Sirius/Remus - PG-13
Summary: There's only one story in the entire world and everything else is a variation thereof.

The Thousandth-Man
Dance With Them What Brung You
Dearth
Don't Be Shallow
The Weight
The Coast is Never Clear
You and Me See How We Are
The Thin Green Line
My Weakness is None of Your Business
A Nott Don't Come for Free
Not For All the Love in the World
When it's All Over We Still Have to Clear Up
...For They Shall Inherit the Earth
Theodore/Neville; Theodore/var. - G to NC-17
Summary: One man in a thousand, Solomon says, will stick more close than a brother. And it's worth while seeking him half your days, if you find him before the other.

TRADE: An AU Crossover
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter VI
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Various m/m, m/f - G to NC-17
Summary: Because everybody's got to make a living.

The Trouble with Harry Potter
Neville/Harry - PG-13
Summary: Some pedestals are too high.

T.T.T.H.T.O.T.
Neville/Ron - PG-13
Summary: "I don't want to be known as That Thing That Happened That One Time".

Twentysomething
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
m/m, m/f - G to NC17
Summary: A Harry Potter story in five parts about getting older, getting over it, getting over yourself, and moving the fuck on.

Uncommonly Happy
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: 'Harry scrunches his nose when he sleeps.'

Unlikely People
Harry/Neville - PG-13
Summary: There are all kinds of people in the world.

Upon Pain of Death
Harry - PG
Summary: One day Harry will die.

Vigil
Draco/Harry - PG
Summary: Maybe there really is a happily ever after.

What is Right and What is Easy
Cedric gen, Cedric/Cho, Cedric/Viktor - NC-17
Summary: It only took one twist of fate to separate one person from another.